King Of The Road
Roger Miller, Jewel Akens
Trailers for sale or rent
Rooms to let… fifty cents
No phone, no pool, no pets
I ain’t got no cigarettes, Ah, but…
Two hours of pushin’ broom, buys a
Eight by twelve four-bit room
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the road
Third boxcar, midnight train
Destination… Bangor, Maine
Old worn out suits and shoes
I don’t pay no union dues, I smoke
Old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around
I’m a man of means by no means
King of the road
Chorus
I know every engineer on every train
All of their children, and all of their names
And every handout in every town
And every lock that ain’t locked
When no one’s around, I sing
Repeat first verse
King of the road