Some Beach

Driving down the interstate
Running 30 minutes late
Singing ‘Margaritaville’ and minding my own
Some foreign car driving dude with a road rage attitude
Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone
He started yelling at me like I did something wrong
He flipped me the bird, and then he was gone

Chorus
   Some beach, somewhere
   There’s a big umbrella casting shade over an empty chair
   Palm trees are growing amd warm breeze is blowing
   I picture myself right there, on
   Some beach, somewhere

I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot
Just big enough I could park my ol’ truck
A man with a big cigar was getting into his car
I stopped and I waited for him to back up
But from out of nowhere a Mercedez Benz
Came cruising up, and whipped right in

Chorus
   Some beach, somewhere
   There’s nowhere to go when you’ve got all day to get there
   There’s cold Margaritas and hot senoritas
   Smiling with long dark hair, on
   Some beach, somewhere

Well, I sat in that waiting room, seemed like all afternoon
The nurse finally said, doc’s ready for you
Your not gonna feel a thing, we’ll give you some novacaine
That tooth will be fine, in a minute or two
But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum
And he started drilling, before I was numb

Chorus
   Some beach, somewhere
   There a beautiful sunset burning up the atmosphere
   There’s music and dancing and lovers romancing
   In the salty evening air, on
   Some beach, somewhere

   On some beach, somewhere