Too Much Time On My Hands

Yeah, I’m sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool got the twelve o’clock news blues
And I’ve given up hope for the afternoon soaps and a bottle of cold brew

Is it any wonder I’m not crazy
Is it any wonder I’m sane at all

Well, I’m so tired of losing I got nothing to do and all day to do it
Well, I’d go out cruisin’ but I’ve no place to go and all night to get there

Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal
Is it any wonder I’m not in jail
Is it any wonder

I’ve got too much time on my hands. It’s ticking away with my sanity
I got too much time on my hands. It’s hard to believe such a calamity
I’ve got too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away, ticking away, from me

Too much time on my hands (tick, tick, tick, tick, tick'n)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Lead Solo

Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands

Well, I’m a jet fuel genius. I can solve the world’s problems without even trying
I got dozens of friends and the fun never ends, that is, as long as I’m buying

Is it any wonder I’m not the president
Is it any wonder I’m null and void
Is it any wonder

I’ve got too much time on my hands. It’s ticking away with my sanity (I've got)
Too much time on my hands, it’s hard to believe such a calamity (I've got)
Too much time on my hands and it’s ticking away, ticking away, from me

Too much time on my hands (Tick, tick, tick, tick'n away)
Too much time on my hands (I don't know what to do)
Too much time on my hands (hmm...)

Outro    (Whispering with ticking)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my    (alarm clock)